What are some things that you think are overrated?
Here are a couple of my picks..
- Smartcar's - Go head to head with a soccer mom behind the wheel of a hummer and see how fuel efficient that car will be when you are dead.
- American Idol - It was good the first 3-4 seasons, now you are producing no talent loud mouths like Jordan Sparks and Sanjaya. Bring back William Hung!
- TV's inside Cars - Ok, I have children and still refuse to put TV's inside my car. Lazy American children watch too much TV as it is.
- Jewelry - Good luck when you have children because all those nice rings and bling is going to sit in your jewelry box.
- Designer Birth - Birth is not meant to be fashionable or predictable. Give up your scheduled c-sections and posh expectations, and deal with birth the way it is meant to be, natural.
- Big fake tits - You look like a moron, not a model.
- IPODs - You do not need to have an ipod attached to you every where you do. Music is not that life altering or important. The gym is one thing, WORKING is another.
- Bugaboo Strollers - Spending $900 for a baby stroller is not cool or cutting edge. It is a flat out waste of money.
- Facebook - Who even knows how to work that knock off myspace sight anyways? Not to mention, who really wants to be in contact with people they went to school with? Aren't those the ones we are all normally scrambling to avoid?
- Nanny's - Just because you can pay Maria from Mexico $4 a week to raise your child does not mean that you should. If you want to have children, raise them yourself. And we wonder why kids today have so many issues? Ever think it is lack of parenting?
- Low fat foods - How about you just eat less and watch what you eat instead of shoveling the most low fat, aspartame filled foods into your mouth? Maybe a little exercise!
- Pets - I know all kids should have pets, but they are just like having more kids. I didn't sign up to raise a couple more because little Jimmy wanted a puppy.
- Cell phones - Great in cases of emergencies, but seriously, can people not function without a phone connected to their ear or fingers texting non stop all day? How about you just wait till you get home, you aren't that important.
- Video Games - Waiting in line, for 3 days, in the snow, is not worth a Nintendo Wii...
- Angelina Jolie - I just don't get it I guess. She is not all that pretty, her lips may be real but they look like flotation devices, and adopting a child from every country is not neat, you are just screwing those children up American style instead of whatever country they come from.
- Showers for two - When was the last time your normal American couple really felt the need to shower together? Hell, shower time is my time away from my husband, and children, I dont feel the need to turn it into a community event.
Feel free to add your own on here... that was just the beginning of mine
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