Of all the places to park!!!!!

You know what really gets me? When you make it a point to park away from most of the cars in the parking lot so... 1) you do not have any cars next to you to slam your door into trying to get your children in and out .... and 2) because you don't want some idiot doing the same to you....

Well today at the grocery store... I parked away from EVERYONE. There was plenty of front row parking.. and all of a sudden just as I parked... this BIG ASS TRUCK pulls up SO CLOSE to me that I couldn't open my door to get my child out of the back seat.

Ok, so I waited till the dipshit got out....

Opened my back door, SLAMMED it into his nice new truck, and went on my way.

Of all the places to park... aren't you glad you parked next to me?