Saturday

When Saturday rolls around... I do not want to be bothered by anything.
Children, husbands, cleaning, pets, phone calls, telemarketers, nothing...

So I got dragged to the mall today, and now I fully remember why I do not go to the mall during the weekend. Too many teeny bopper, Britney Spears wanna-be's, throwin' down the F bomb like it is cool, making out with their boyfriends in the food court...
WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Good luck, you will be the next Jaime Lynn Spears/Bristol Palin. Hope little Jose decides to stick around and play house once your feet are no longer visible.
Its ok though because you can live off of WIC, Food Stamps, and Medicaid while others in the real world have to bust their asses to provide you with all those "free" luxuries.

Now run along, work at Hot Topic for $7 an hour and think that will support a baby.

As for the mass amounts of people who don't understand the English language... or speak it... LEARN IT OR GO HOME! The United States is good enough to give you medical insurance, food, WIC, and god knows what else you are draining us for, but you cant leave a couple fucking words like EXCUSE ME or THANK YOU!